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Reply Quoting This MessageEdit Message guilstein    Member since: 8/28/2002  From: Singapore
 Posted - 10/8/2002 9:42:45 PM
a retarded pre-puberty kid's idea of seppukku

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.


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Reply Quoting This MessageEdit Message wild_pointer    Member since: 3/12/2002  From: Albany, NY, United States
 Posted - 10/8/2002 9:53:45 PM
That is the best site.


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Reply Quoting This MessageEdit Message micepick    Member since: 8/4/2002  From: Mother Russia
 Posted - 10/8/2002 9:54:45 PM
I concur.
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Reply Quoting This MessageEdit Message munkie    Member since: 1/19/2001  From: In the tree behind you.
 Posted - 10/8/2002 9:59:55 PM
That was ah..pretty stupid.
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Reply Quoting This MessageEdit Message wild_pointer    Member since: 3/12/2002  From: Albany, NY, United States
 Posted - 10/8/2002 10:03:12 PM
The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.


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Reply Quoting This MessageEdit Message micepick    Member since: 8/4/2002  From: Mother Russia
 Posted - 10/8/2002 10:16:58 PM
I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.
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Reply Quoting This MessageEdit Message nick316    Member since: 1/25/2002  From: NS, Canada
 Posted - 10/8/2002 10:18:35 PM
quote:
Original post by micepick
I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.



That's the best line on the whole site.
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Reply Quoting This MessageEdit Message Erunama    Member since: 4/17/2002  From: Philadelphia, USA
 Posted - 10/8/2002 10:20:28 PM
I love ninjas with all my body. Including my wee-wee...

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