Posted by: Mike Stedman at October 26, 2009 8:55:33 AM
Is GDNet a true friend? It's there everyday for you, rain or shine, and once I think I even saw it fetch your slippers for you when you thought you had lost it. This easily outdoes the bad, horrible things GDNet does, like hiding forks in your computer case or forcing you to marry the Incredible Hulk at gunpoint. In conclusion, I would argue that yes, GDNet is your true friend. It might be your only friend.
You might want to check out the Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 technical comparison to see which platform's release is better, and if the very thought of picking up another Ninja Gaiden game is making you cry, there's always MeowWalker.
Is that a independent game development competition on the horizon? Yes it is - TIGSource has provided us with Assemblee, where artists slave endlessly to provide you with juicy content for you to plug into your lushly-programmed games. One of the biggest problems I've always had with these competitions is the art requirements, but this solves it. Toil, artists, toil! If you're an artist, you should read the previous sentence as "do what I want, programmers, do what I want!" You should join up right now.
What's coming out this week? Forza 3, and some other stuff that isn't driving cars. Honestly, if you're playing anything other than Forza 3 this week, you either don't own a 360 or are trapped underneath some kind of rubble and should be using your Internet connection to notify the authorities instead of troll message boards. Seriously, man. Email the police or something.
If you live in Canada, you should have stayed off the roads a few months ago because apparently another season of Canada's Worst Driver premieres tonight. For those foreigners not aware of Canada's Worst Driver, it is a show where we force our entitled, elderly and incompetent to fight to the death in a closed arena using only up-armoured Yugos and fifty caliber anti-tank machineguns. But why would you believe my patented brand of lies and half-truths when you can see the trailer?
Is the Audi R8 really the cover art for Forza 3? I find it to be quite ugly, to be honest. Then again, the Nissan 350z on the cover of Forza 2 wasn't necessarily the best looking car in the game. All a matter of personal taste I suppose.