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#ActualBregma

Posted 01 October 2012 - 06:25 PM

  • Take up knitting. Go to your local wool shop, buy some yarn and needles and ask for a demonstration. Come back the next day for another demonstration. In just 3 or four days you will have more female friends than you ever imagined possible. Also, Church's thesis shows that knitting is linearly transformable into any computable problem.
  • Find religion. Join a church.
  • Join a political party and attend their local meetings. There's always some kind of politicking going on, maybe even a sit-in or a riot (people always pull together in the tank afterwards).
  • Take a continuing interest education course. Renew that old watercolour hobby. Even better, cooking; members of the appropriate sex always like someone who can cook. Better still, wine appreciation; guaranteed to break the ice and you can practice alone to get really good if all else fails.
  • Help out at a local soup kitchen, food bank, or outreach program.

#1Bregma

Posted 01 October 2012 - 06:23 PM

  • Take up knitting. Go to your local wool shop, buy some yarn and needles and ask for a demonstration. Come back the next day for another demonstration. In just 3 or four days you will have more female friends than you ever imagined possible. Also, Church's thesis shows that knitting is linearly transformable into any computable problem.
  • Find religion. Join a church.
  • Join a political party and attend their local meetings. There's al
  • Take a continuing interest education course. Renew that old watercolour hobby. Even better, cooking; members of the appropriate sex always like someone who can cook. Better still, wine appreciation; guaranteed to break the ice and you can practice alone to get really good.
  • Help out at a local soup kitchen, food bank, or outreach program.

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