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So my son's reached that tricky age when he's worked out how to walk and open doors but can't find steady employment.
Also, Bangy Moon is a sort of undead lord who shows you his massive pale arse to punish you.
What happens if you let your child spell their name however the hell they like? Zooey Deschanel.
I'm a huge fan of French customs. So much so, I'm carrying a suitcase full of Turkish fags through Paris Charles de Gaulle.
That's not the first time he's walked, it's just the first time we've let him out of the loft.
An LA court has ruled that pornstars being required to wear condoms doesn't infringe their right to free speech. Talking cock is no defence.