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It's fun to read this with the kiddo just to compare the originals (compiled and... http://t.co/Z5omXyv7a3 http://t.co/nvzN7Z3LSI
Nov 16 2014 05:45 PM

We had this album when I was a kid. I'm rather surprised that Cosby's monologue about giving Spanish Fly to girls... http://t.co/PDpTcjBqTe
Nov 16 2014 02:42 PM

Had a party over at a friend's house. He's got all kinds of fun musical toys, so Maggie's... http://t.co/6JPpquHfSv http://t.co/wufzIaG50c
Nov 16 2014 07:35 AM

RT @ThePiHut: We're giving away two @Raspberry_Pi kits, including the new PIHUB! RT to be in with a chance of winning! #PIHUTPRIZE http://t…
Sep 24 2013 03:48 PM

My cousin Colleen is indigogo-ing a new brand of crunchy nutri-bar thingies at http://t.co/xzjQOSXcpW. I'm in and you should be too :)
Sep 01 2013 03:45 PM

I think my eleven year-old daughter has a crush on Jonathan Coulton.
Apr 24 2013 03:18 PM

Every time somebody tweets about how we should "inpeach" the president, God raises Edwin Newman from the dead and re-kills him.
Dec 05 2012 10:26 AM

I think the real news was "Andy Williams was, until very recently, alive".
Sep 26 2012 10:46 AM

I just paid my quarterlies last week. Also, I think @mittromney can intercourse himself. Apparently that means I don't exist!
Sep 25 2012 11:26 AM

My kid is SO gonna blame these not-put-away dishes on Barack Obama #eastwooding http://t.co/SI10Xp78
Aug 31 2012 04:26 PM

The kid and I are getting ready Torgo to #RifftraxLive (See what I did there? Eh? Eh? It's a pun. Get it? Get it?)
Aug 29 2012 05:46 PM

If a waiter ever pissed in the gazpacho of a person who got a $77k tax writeoff for their Olympic Dressage Horse, I'd probably forgive him.
Jun 19 2012 01:56 PM

"Don't make me go all Mitzi Gaynor on your ass!" didn't have the visceral punch that I was going for.
Jun 18 2012 11:06 AM

.@ebertchicago you gave Congo and Godfather 2 the same number of stars?
Jun 15 2012 09:38 AM

I could probably make one of these about Fort Worth, but it'd just be "rich rednecks" and "poor rednecks". http://t.co/04dGu7rg
Jun 11 2012 09:57 AM