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Every time somebody tweets about how we should "inpeach" the president, God raises Edwin Newman from the dead and re-kills him.
If a waiter ever pissed in the gazpacho of a person who got a $77k tax writeoff for their Olympic Dressage Horse, I'd probably forgive him.
"Don't make me go all Mitzi Gaynor on your ass!" didn't have the visceral punch that I was going for.