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burnt_casadilla

A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!" "That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer" "So? What's that got to do with anything?" "We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."
Oct 07 2014 12:18 PM
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burnt_casadilla

Theres two ways to measure a man: dead hookers, and calendar years.
Sep 07 2014 08:36 PM
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Finally have alcohol in me. I feel complete
Aug 28 2014 05:30 PM
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burnt_casadilla

My hatred for seagulls burns like a thousand suns
Jul 21 2014 01:11 PM
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burnt_casadilla

So Wovenwar is as I lay dying without Tim. And they're not as horrible as I thought they'd be
Apr 26 2014 09:20 AM
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burnt_casadilla

I'm not searching the sky for a reason to live
Apr 20 2014 08:58 AM
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burnt_casadilla

The hobopacalypse is upon us
Apr 19 2014 02:40 PM
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burnt_casadilla

Why is facebook suggesting a bunch of scene girls in other states to be friends with me-_-
Apr 12 2014 09:50 AM
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burnt_casadilla

every time a new iphone comes out, pictures are always "leaked"...
Apr 08 2014 09:27 PM
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burnt_casadilla

Lol at YouTube for suggesting five finger death punch for me
Apr 08 2014 06:12 AM
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burnt_casadilla

Anyone looking for a job?
Apr 05 2014 07:14 PM
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burnt_casadilla

Beerfest at the stadium and I gotta sit here and watch people get wasted. Joy
Apr 05 2014 01:08 PM
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burnt_casadilla

Hail the apocalypse
Apr 05 2014 10:05 AM
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burnt_casadilla

You haven't heard bad music until you've heard Hollywood Undead or From Ashes To Dust
Mar 30 2014 06:40 AM
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