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"Kiss my ass." "Bend over." *awkward silence*
Nov 22 2014 11:12 PM

"Relationship this, relationship that, I got cheated on, I wish things were this way, wish you were here." Facebook is incredibly depressing. O.o
Nov 22 2014 05:06 PM

I swear, only an anime show could possibly explore the possibilities of becoming a cute stuffed animal and a provocative woman. -__-
Oct 14 2014 12:03 PM

Tonight's the night... The Walking Dead.
Oct 12 2014 11:15 AM

"That wasn't very nice, I do believe you killed my hat." Lmao
Oct 12 2014 02:06 AM

"Live well...Grow well...Go bald well..."
Oct 11 2014 11:03 PM

If only a shotgun could fall in my lap, I'd love to blow my head out of existence.
Oct 11 2014 10:51 AM

I love the titles in this game XD
Aug 26 2014 09:35 AM

I think I'm in love with someone. What should I do?
Jun 24 2014 10:35 PM

Somebody, please run me over a million times, shoot me, and throw me in a river, and if I'm still somehow alive, bury me.
Jun 24 2014 07:32 PM

"The likelihood of a false negative on an RPR test, 30%. The likelihood of a 16 year old having sex, roughly 120%." ~House Ahaha.... that's so wrong...
Jun 01 2014 01:12 PM

Why do we call these piles of snow snowbanks? Do they have snowmoney? Snowgovernments? This is a conspiracy! How could the snowpeople leave us out! I want some snowmoney! Wait... Maybe they're plotting world domination with global warming... We must get ready for snowpocolypse!
Dec 22 2013 03:29 AM

The Fault In Our Stars by John Green is such a wonderful book. 114 pages in, and I'm worried that if I finish it tonight, my teacher will make me choose another book for my independent reading assignment. XD
Nov 24 2013 03:02 PM

Sometimes I can't believe I'm still alive after being up at 6:00 AM, school needs to hurry up and move to like noon and end early.
Nov 02 2013 04:47 PM

Damnit, why didn't anybody tell me photoshop was so great and easy? Well the price tag should've given me a clue...
Sep 01 2013 05:47 PM