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why does diarreha BURN?????


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Posted 17 July 2002 - 03:09 PM

ive had diarreha for 2 days now and after taking a crap it feels like somebody stuck a drill up my butt! Why am i in soo much pain?!?!

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Posted 17 July 2002 - 03:13 PM

Probably a better forum would be Ask The Experts at SciAm.com.

Come join us on IRC in #directxdev @ irc.afternet.org

*edit - Messed up the link

[edited by - Tergiver on July 17, 2002 10:14:26 PM]

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Posted 17 July 2002 - 05:05 PM

beats me, why does have to come out all slippery wet then splash back on you?? why does it have to smell 10 times worse then the regular number 2

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Posted 17 July 2002 - 05:40 PM

quote:
Original post by omegasyphon
beats me, why does have to come out all slippery wet then splash back on you?? why does it have to smell 10 times worse then the regular number 2

That''s more than I needed to know...


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Posted 17 July 2002 - 06:08 PM

quote:
Original post by Tergiver
Come join us on IRC in #directxdev @ irc.afternet.org

I know that''s your .sig, but it''s extremely funny as a response to someone asking why their ass hole burns after diarhea

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Posted 17 July 2002 - 06:09 PM

Hahahahaha

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Posted 17 July 2002 - 06:13 PM

Why was that a question you had to ask here??


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Posted 17 July 2002 - 06:31 PM

Tergiver huh? Like The Giver?

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Posted 17 July 2002 - 06:49 PM

quote:
I know that''s your .sig, but it''s extremely funny as a response to someone asking why their ass hole burns after diarhea
I laughed pretty hard after reading that too.

Tergiver: you should really seperate your signature from your posts some how.

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Posted 17 July 2002 - 10:35 PM

This better?

I had to laugh too after reading it pointed out (never occured to me).

As for what Tergiver means.. I forget exactly how that came about. I''ve been Interneting/BBSing for many, many years and I''ve had more nicks ''stolen'' then I can remember. One day several years ago I was searching a dictionary and came across something that was like "lack of descriptive meaning". I was at a loss to find a nick that was meaningful and unique and that seemed to fit. Tergiver is not the exact word, it''s more of a twisted combination.

I play alot of MMORPGs (actually there isn''t a single one that has gone retail that I did not play at least during beta). You will find my characters all derivitives of ''Ter''. Terliz, Tero, (just Ter is common), Terwar, Terpal, Terp, Termule, etc.

(more than you wanted to know i''m sure)

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Posted 18 July 2002 - 01:08 AM



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Posted 18 July 2002 - 02:36 AM

Is Gamedev the source of all answers? I get how people come here with wild tech support posts ("My computer won''t work, whats wrong?"), but now people seem to be posting medical support questions too (this one, munkies chest pains, I think there have been a few others).

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Posted 18 July 2002 - 03:51 AM

quote:
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... Quite literally, I might add...

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Posted 18 July 2002 - 03:55 AM

New Forum Idea:
Ask Dr. Mario: Medical Advice from Game Developers you can trust

FAQ could look something like this:

Q: I have this problem where...

A: Walk it off

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Posted 18 July 2002 - 03:57 AM

nick316: Hi everbody!

people: Hi Doctor Nick!

Honestly we should have a medical forum.
Then something at the bottom that says:
Gamedev.net is not responsible for any injuries
that happen when your're trying to cure yourself.
















[edited by - nick316 on July 18, 2002 11:19:37 AM]

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Posted 18 July 2002 - 05:49 AM

quote:
Original post by Michalson
Is Gamedev the source of all answers? I get how people come here with wild tech support posts ("My computer won''t work, whats wrong?"), but now people seem to be posting medical support questions too (this one, munkies chest pains, I think there have been a few others).


There has a been a LOT of love related posts too, so here we go! Not just game development, but the answer to all techincal, medical, philosophical, and romantical question that you have, given that you''re a game programmer

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Posted 18 July 2002 - 06:28 AM

quote:
Original post by Michalson
Is Gamedev the source of all answers? I get how people come here with wild tech support posts ("My computer won''t work, whats wrong?"), but now people seem to be posting medical support questions too (this one, munkies chest pains, I think there have been a few others).


You see, I don''t trust doctors. They don''t trust me. They think: "He knows lots about computers. I know nothing. He scares me." And I think: "He knows lots about how my body works. I know nothing. He scares me."

So, after a half-hour staring contest, I usually leave and come back here for human body tech support questions.

quote:
Q: I have this problem where...

A: Walk it off

My sides hurt...



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Posted 18 July 2002 - 06:34 AM

quote:
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My sides hurt...

You''re dying, walk it off until you die.

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Posted 18 July 2002 - 06:38 AM

quote:
Original post by Ravuya
My sides hurt...



Sounds like a heart attack. You should find a closet or other unused space quickly, that way people will find you by smell.


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Posted 18 July 2002 - 06:46 AM

quote:
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Sounds like a heart attack. You should find a closet or other unused space quickly, that way people will find you by smell.

The trick to heart attack is to have it while you''re sleep or swimming.




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