> > /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */ > > > > #include "win31.h" > > #include "win95.h" > > #include "win98.h" > > #include "workst~1.h" > > #include "evenmore.h" > > #include "oldstuff.h" > > #include "billrulz.h" > > #include "monopoly.h" > > #define INSTALL = HARD > > > > char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; > > void main() > > { > > while(!CRASHED) > > { > > display_copyright_message(); > > display_bill_rules_message(); > > do_nothing_loop(); > > if (first_time_installation) > > { > > make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); > > do_nothing_loop(); > > totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); > > search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); > > make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux(); > > disable_Netscape(); > > disable_RealPlayer(); > > disable_Lotus_Products(); > > hang_system(); > > } > > > > write_something(anything); > > display_copyright_message(); > > do_nothing_loop(); > > do_some_stuff(); > > > > if (still_not_crashed) > > { > > display_copyright_message(); > > do_nothing_loop(); > > basically_run_windows_3.1(); > > do_nothing_loop(); > > do_nothing_loop(); > > } > > } > > > > if (detect_cache()) > > disable_cache(); > > > > if (fast_cpu()) > > { > > set_wait_states(lots); > > set_mouse(speed, very_slow); > > set_mouse(action, jumpy); > > set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); > > } > > > > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */ > > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ > > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ > > /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */ > > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */ > > /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */ > > printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); > > > > if (system_ok()) > > crash(to_dos_prompt) > > else > > system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); > > > > while(something) > > { > > sleep(5); > > get_user_input(); > > sleep(5); > > act_on_user_input(); > > sleep(5); > > } > > create_general_protection_fault(); > > }ò

Ya know, I first saw this joke in 1988, and it was making fun of OS/2 1.1.

You''d think that after 11 years, it would''ve gotten funnier.

i think you missed something in there about random popup errors. not to mention eating up half the hard drive and making it thrash like mad.

How Funny! I sent this to all my coworkers we got such a kick out of this!

***"When I die, don't bury me, Just hook me up to my computer and I will live forever!"***

firahs , you wouldnt get , you use Macs. Interesting experiment , trying deleting your windows temp folder .(Kids , do not try this at home)

Edited by - Tha_HoodRat on 4/14/00 8:40:08 PM

LOL!!! gotta like it....and its proably true

Even for someone who worships Microsoft, I can say that was pretty good.