Love Virus... enough!

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9 comments, last by Buster 23 years, 11 months ago
Ok, people. Time to stop this lame crap. I''m just rebooting the mail server so I have a minute to post this on the complete gamble that you''re here. We just got another flavor of the same damn email. Now it says "Joke". Really cute guys.
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Damn it! SEND IT TO ME! I''m getting AS tired of this shit when I NEVER GET A STUPID VIRUS!

nes8bit@hotmail.com
nes: If it wasn't for the fact that I had a friend that used to collect viruses on diskettes (he had each one labeled, I felt like I was in some bio-enginering factory whenever I looked at 'em) I'd think you were insane. Of course...my friend screwed up one time, and that was the end of his virus collecting. Anyhow, I got sent ILOVEYOU...from my state high school association...I'd would send it to you if I knew how to forward it w/out worrying about getting it, myself (I'm VERY careful with that stuff)

P h a n t a s m
"Through dreams I control mankind."
--Legend

Edited by - Phantasm on 5/4/00 9:38:03 PM
Phantasm
Put it in a zip file, then you cannot accidentally execute the program. I have a zip called ''happymeal'' that contains over 230 viruses. It helps if you have a really good virus scanner like mine that doesn''t even let you touch the files, but maybe they will come in useful some day!
Live Long and use the force; for in space the truth is out they killed Koholint :>
The funniest part of stupid virii like this:

People find out about the virus, and immediately send a mass e-mail to everyone in their address book warning them about it. This happened when Melissa came out, and its estimated that the actual Melissa warnings used more bandwidth than the actual virus.

I''ve gotten 13 warnings about ILOVEYOU, and i still havent gotten the actual E-mail.



Another thing people don''t realise: Virii like these would not be at all popular if Microsoft Outlook actually had any security settings. I consider the situation analougous to this:

Person A puts 1000 sticks of dynamite around town hall and leaves.
Person B lights the dynamite.

in this situation, both people would be arrested and tried, however, with the MELISSA and ILOVEYOU virii, only person B is blamed, and person A is totally ignored.

Microsoft has spent millions of dollars laying out the ''dynamite'', but no one even considers this to be a problem.

Microsoft is negligent in their security procedures.

Oh well, all of us ELM users can sit back laughing at windows users who open SPAM.

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Why do people actually download these attachments? it''s so..... unprofessional. Especially if it says "I love you"
weird that even the pentagon got affected, i thoug pentagon email was scanned, and the people were smart. amazin that fbi checks letters sent to the president that look suspicios but they dont check email.
quote:Original post by Phantasm

nes: If it wasn''t for the fact that I had a friend that used to collect viruses on diskettes (he had each one labeled, I felt like I was in some bio-enginering factory whenever I looked at ''em) I''d think you were insane. Of course...my friend screwed up one time, and that was the end of his virus collecting. Anyhow, I got sent ILOVEYOU...from my state high school association...I''d would send it to you if I knew how to forward it w/out worrying about getting it, myself (I''m VERY careful with that stuff)

P h a n t a s m
"Through dreams I control mankind."
--Legend

Edited by - Phantasm on 5/4/00 9:38:03 PM

Oh that was you...Well, thanks.
Zip it up and send it.
IGNORE THIS!...if you dont like stupid questions...

Anyone that wanna write a Virus tutorial?
Im interested in virus and that simple ones...just for fun...i wouldnt use them..and im to bad so i wouldnt make doing a good one! hehe...so can you do a simple virus in basic?...or write a turorial about doing it?
Simplifying it..if you se the logic in programming but have only wrote about 10 lines...can with tutorial help me do a virus? Hehehe....going forward in the artistic gift of programing

"I still believe there hasn't been a virus worthy of millions of alerts." -- Jonathan Wheat

JEWELAYE


Edited by - Jewelaye on May 8, 2000 6:52:21 AM
Jewelaye

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