Star Wars II

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2 comments, last by Nurgle 23 years, 9 months ago
Oki, here''s another fun excorsism... we''re gonna make a script Just add to the script in replies.... Anakin: Yo, Obi d00d, what cha think of my ''leet Jedi skillz? Obi-Wan: Anakin, you mind has strayed away from the force. You need to focus your energies to become a tr.. Anakin: Shuddup, foo. Palpatin said I''ll make the perfect Sith one day, and there''s.... Obi-Wan: Sith? So that''s who Darth Mauls master was... Palpatine... come Anakin, we must address the counsil Anakin: There''s no way in hell I''m going near a naked Yoda type guy. You''re sick d00d. I''m gonna stay here an'' play with my light saber. Obi-Wan: I said address, not undress... bloody teenagers. Come. [At the Jedi counsil] This is where you guys take over http://www.thisisnurgle.org.uk

After careful deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that Nazrix is not cool. I am sorry for any inconvienience my previous mistake may have caused. We now return you to the original programming

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On the way to the counsel

Jar-Jar: Misa going to ruin the movie!
Jar-Jar(2) (since this is the sequel, there will now be two jar-jars): How wude!

I''ll let you guys fill in the rest.
Actually, this is all I could think of.
Apparently Jar Jar also ruined the thread .

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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me? Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
At the counsil

Yoda: Bad news this is. Palpatine evil who''d of thought that?

S. L. Jackson: I''m gonna put a cap in his white ass

Yoda: Pulp fiction this is not.

Obi-Wan: My lord, we must do something about this. He is trying to turn Anakin to the darkside.

Yoda: Ahhh, would happen, this I knew. Much fear in the boy, his leetness corrupt him, no?

Obi-Wan: Indeed. What should we do about the boy?

S L Jackson: Take him to McDonalds for a grande royale with cheese

Yoda: Good idea that is. Lunch is on me....

At McDonalds

Yoda: Hmmm, a good burger this is.

Obi-Wan: *munch* But what about Palpatine?

Yoda: Stop him you must.

Jackson: Yeah, and quote bible passages while you''re at it.

Portman: Leon would know what to do!

Yoda: Leon?

Portman: Sorry, wrong film. I''ll shut up and pour hot grits down my pants.

OSM (OpenSource Man for you non-slashdot readers): I will OpenSource the young Miss Portman, I promise you that

Obi-Wan: Oh no, a Sith warrior! Prepare to defind youself

Lightsaber fight between OSM and Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan is wounded, and OSM runs off with Portman



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After careful deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that Nazrix is not cool. I am sorry for any inconvienience my previous mistake may have caused. We now return you to the original programming

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