Star Wars II
Oki, here''s another fun excorsism...
we''re gonna make a script
Just add to the script in replies....
Anakin: Yo, Obi d00d, what cha think of my ''leet Jedi skillz?
Obi-Wan: Anakin, you mind has strayed away from the force. You need to focus your energies to become a tr..
Anakin: Shuddup, foo. Palpatin said I''ll make the perfect Sith one day, and there''s....
Obi-Wan: Sith? So that''s who Darth Mauls master was... Palpatine... come Anakin, we must address the counsil
Anakin: There''s no way in hell I''m going near a naked Yoda type guy. You''re sick d00d. I''m gonna stay here an'' play with my light saber.
Obi-Wan: I said address, not undress... bloody teenagers. Come.
[At the Jedi counsil]
This is where you guys take over
http://www.thisisnurgle.org.uk
On the way to the counsel
Jar-Jar: Misa going to ruin the movie!
Jar-Jar(2) (since this is the sequel, there will now be two jar-jars): How wude!
I''ll let you guys fill in the rest.
Actually, this is all I could think of.
Jar-Jar: Misa going to ruin the movie!
Jar-Jar(2) (since this is the sequel, there will now be two jar-jars): How wude!
I''ll let you guys fill in the rest.
Actually, this is all I could think of.
Apparently Jar Jar also ruined the thread .
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me? Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me? Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
At the counsil
Yoda: Bad news this is. Palpatine evil who''d of thought that?
S. L. Jackson: I''m gonna put a cap in his white ass
Yoda: Pulp fiction this is not.
Obi-Wan: My lord, we must do something about this. He is trying to turn Anakin to the darkside.
Yoda: Ahhh, would happen, this I knew. Much fear in the boy, his leetness corrupt him, no?
Obi-Wan: Indeed. What should we do about the boy?
S L Jackson: Take him to McDonalds for a grande royale with cheese
Yoda: Good idea that is. Lunch is on me....
At McDonalds
Yoda: Hmmm, a good burger this is.
Obi-Wan: *munch* But what about Palpatine?
Yoda: Stop him you must.
Jackson: Yeah, and quote bible passages while you''re at it.
Portman: Leon would know what to do!
Yoda: Leon?
Portman: Sorry, wrong film. I''ll shut up and pour hot grits down my pants.
OSM (OpenSource Man for you non-slashdot readers): I will OpenSource the young Miss Portman, I promise you that
Obi-Wan: Oh no, a Sith warrior! Prepare to defind youself
Lightsaber fight between OSM and Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan is wounded, and OSM runs off with Portman
http://www.thisisnurgle.org.uk
Yoda: Bad news this is. Palpatine evil who''d of thought that?
S. L. Jackson: I''m gonna put a cap in his white ass
Yoda: Pulp fiction this is not.
Obi-Wan: My lord, we must do something about this. He is trying to turn Anakin to the darkside.
Yoda: Ahhh, would happen, this I knew. Much fear in the boy, his leetness corrupt him, no?
Obi-Wan: Indeed. What should we do about the boy?
S L Jackson: Take him to McDonalds for a grande royale with cheese
Yoda: Good idea that is. Lunch is on me....
At McDonalds
Yoda: Hmmm, a good burger this is.
Obi-Wan: *munch* But what about Palpatine?
Yoda: Stop him you must.
Jackson: Yeah, and quote bible passages while you''re at it.
Portman: Leon would know what to do!
Yoda: Leon?
Portman: Sorry, wrong film. I''ll shut up and pour hot grits down my pants.
OSM (OpenSource Man for you non-slashdot readers): I will OpenSource the young Miss Portman, I promise you that
Obi-Wan: Oh no, a Sith warrior! Prepare to defind youself
Lightsaber fight between OSM and Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan is wounded, and OSM runs off with Portman
http://www.thisisnurgle.org.uk
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