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Started by sanguineraven February 13, 2005 09:59 AM

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sanguineraven

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February 13, 2005 09:59 AM

I expect we've had this in the past but this year ThinkGeek have rolled out a new shirt bearing: roses are #FF0000 violets are #0000FF all my base are belong to you so how about we see who can come up with the best 'geek' valentine's poem?

Torkel

150

February 13, 2005 10:03 AM

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia,
poems write YOU.

Cold_Steel

835

February 13, 2005 10:23 AM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You're imaginary,
so we cannot screw.
I'll be alone forever[sad]

Darn, poetry is hard[wink]

______________________________"Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains" - J.J. Rousseau

Conner McCloud

1,135

February 13, 2005 10:45 AM

Geegy poems are a waste of time, as all you really need is a card that says "root(-1) (heart) U" to most fully express your undying geek love.

CM

zix99

205

February 13, 2005 10:47 AM

Quote:Original post by Conner McCloud
Geegy poems are a waste of time, as all you really need is a card that says "root(-1) (heart) U" to most fully express your undying geek love.

...and another girl geek to give it to...

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higherspeed

230

February 13, 2005 10:47 AM

One of my friends once asked a girl "Will you be the N+1 to my N?" Needless to say he wasn't entirely sober and actually relies on other people's accounts, due to slight memory loss.

In case you're not terribly quick, the answer was no.

kSquared

1,356

February 13, 2005 11:00 AM

Roses are red,  Violets are blue.Happy Valentine's Day;  A girlfriend is you.

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Conner McCloud

1,135

February 13, 2005 11:08 AM

Quote:Original post by higherspeed
One of my friends once asked a girl "Will you be the N+1 to my N?" Needless to say he wasn't entirely sober and actually relies on other people's accounts, due to slight memory loss.

In case you're not terribly quick, the answer was no.

In my dreams, women come up to me in bars and say dirty stuff like that.

CM

smart_idiot

1,298

February 13, 2005 11:10 AM

My pointers are wild,
And my hormones are too,
My linked lists keep crashing,
But at least I have you.

Chess is played by three people. Two people play the game; the third provides moral support for the pawns. The object of the game is to kill your opponent by flinging captured pieces at his head. Since the only piece that can be killed is a pawn, the two armies agree to meet in a pawn-infested area (or even a pawn shop) and kill as many pawns as possible in the crossfire. If the game goes on for an hour, one player may legally attempt to gouge out the other player's eyes with his King.

benryves

2,001

February 13, 2005 11:11 AM

Wait... the logic doesn't quite match up.
This thread is like getting Steve Irwin to give a talk on safety around wild animals.

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