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Posted 01 May 2005 - 05:24 PM

Two Irish men walk out of a bar! Get it? Har! Har! Har! It is almost as funny as: Two Mexicans drove by in a truck! Whew.... These were the two big stupid jokes back when I was in HighSchool *Shudder* Anyone else have really bad jokes?

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 05:26 PM

I once saw a bumper sticker that said, "MY OTHER CAR IS A CDR."

Now that's bad.

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 06:00 PM

Two blondes walk into a bar. BOOM BOOM!

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 06:42 PM

I got suspended last time I posted in one of these threads.[sad] I'll keep my jokes to myself.

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 07:27 PM

Two birds where sitting on a perch

One said to the other "Can you smell fish?"

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 07:34 PM

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 12:01 AM

BA HA HA HA!!! I like that one [lol]

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 12:54 AM

Two flies were sitting in a toilet.
One got pissed off.

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "'ere, how do you drive this thing?"
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 04:18 AM

a pirate walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bar tender asks "what is that steering wheel on your pants for?" the pirate replys "arrg! its driving me nuts!"

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 01:54 PM

(light a cigarette lighter) "Hey baby, ever slept with a pyromaniac? They say it's pretty hot."

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 01:59 PM

Jim: How many ADHD kids does it take to unscrew a lightbulb?

Joe: I don't know, how many?

Jim: ...wanna go ride bikes?

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#12   Members   

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 02:09 PM

I seen this on a car today:

"I got this bumper sticker for my girlfriend... Best trade I ever made!"

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 02:37 PM

Quote:
Original post by H_o_p_s
Two Irish men walk out of a bar!

Get it? Har! Har! Har! It is almost as funny as:

Two Mexicans drove by in a truck!

But not nearly as funny as:

Two programmers go out on a date!

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 03:45 PM

Can you hold on to this?
C:\Dos
C:\Dos\Run
Run\Dos\Run!

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 04:59 PM

Quote:
Original post by supercoder74
Can you hold on to this?
C:\Dos
C:\Dos\Run
Run\Dos\Run!

That's up there with:

There are only 10 kinds of people - those that know binary and those that don't.



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Posted 02 May 2005 - 05:06 PM

Quote:
Original post by Moe
Quote:
Original post by supercoder74
Can you hold on to this?
C:\Dos
C:\Dos\Run
Run\Dos\Run!

That's up there with:

There are only 10 kinds of people - those that know binary and those that don't.
That is one of my favorite ones of all time though! I actually have a shirt that has that on it....

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 05:30 PM

Quote:
Original post by skittleo
How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....?
... You take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way.
I don't get it. [embarrass]
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 09:16 PM

Quote:
Original post by benryves
Quote:
Original post by skittleo
How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....?
... You take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way.
I don't get it. [embarrass]


Me neither... I've heard jokes like this... but...

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Posted 02 May 2005 - 09:57 PM

two strings walk into a bar

One says to the bartender "Hi, i want some beerseawotwnaetlkn%#@$^@(#*!*(%^!#(*$^!(#*&%@(#YNASDKLVFNawlfhtwenawjkhtjwnefahweifnawelnfaklwnfklawhyrlawnrf&*^#*(@%
%)U&Q@#%JR{E#RWNME$ITHW$TW$N@
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The other says "Sorry, my freinds not null terminated"

From,
Nice coder

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 12:52 AM

Quote:
Original post by Avatar God
Quote:
Original post by benryves
Quote:
Original post by skittleo
How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....?
... You take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way.
I don't get it. [embarrass]


Me neither... I've heard jokes like this... but...


Thirding that. I thought it'd be a phonetic thing, but it isn't, as far as I can tell. Explain.




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