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Posted 03 October 2005 - 05:12 PM
"Oh, man, I'm sorry, I don't have any money!" he exlaims.
The bartender smiles and says, "that's alright... for you, no charge."
What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated ARRRR!
What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A pirate ship, dimwit.
How much does corn cost at the pirate vegetable stand?
A buck an ear!
What do you call a pair of trigonometric pigs?
One time I had all this work to do and I didn't waste my time online
Posted 04 October 2005 - 06:17 AM
its not on the 1st page....
Posted 04 October 2005 - 06:20 AM
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 12:46 PM
The agent tells him that he's in luck. A job just opened up as a body guard for the daughter of a millionare. It requires that he wear a suit which will be provided, he must go on vacations with her all year around, she's a nymphomaniac and the job pays $100,000 per year.
Surprised, the teenager says, "You're bullshitting me!" The agent simply replied, "Hey, you started it."
//EDIT: Changed the person to something less potentially offensive. - Kaz.
[Edited by - Kazgoroth on October 7, 2005 6:46:21 AM]
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 01:38 PM
Q: What's white, square and lies in the grass?
A: A golf block.
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 03:10 PM
Original post by Carlos Leituga
Making Captain Nuss joke better:
Two men stand on a scyscraper.
One asks: 'Shall I push you off the roof?'
The other sais: 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.'
Hm... no, that could actually make it funny. I'll keep my original version, it suits its purpose of being an anti-joke quite well.
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 07:30 PM
A man walked into a bar. Ow.
Did anyone not say this?
Also how did anyone miss this one.
Ok so three men are in a car driving through the desert when it suddenly breaks down. The first an electrical engineer steps out, looks around the car, and says "It must be a problem with the electrical system, maybe we should try replacing the battery". The second man a mechanical engineer steps out pops the hood fiddles with some stuff before "Saying it must be a problem with the engine, maybe we should replace some belts". The third man a Microsoft programmer steps out and says, "why dont we just try closing all the windows, shutting it down, waiting a few minutes, and starting it up again"