Sucking is relative, and speaking relatively to what other languages (and associated frameworks) are available to accomplish the goals specified in the OP (and the OP's subsequent posts), those languages suck.

For your network stack, how do you want to host the server? Is the game sufficiently asynchronous (like a social game) so as to allow communication via HTTP? If so, Apache or IIS? What back end - MySQL? PostgreSQL? Or maybe a NoSQL like Cassandra or MongoDB? Or, is it a traditional twitch game? How would you scale these? RabbitMQ? Something you rolled yourself... ? How will you manage deployments? These decisions should be affecting your language choice for the networking/back end model.