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[JohnnyCode]

Besides normal classic jokes, there is a funny thing that only we programers can laugh at. Here are two code jokes I made up:

try{
obj.Run(x);
catch
{
obj.Run(x);
}

and this

if (x==5)
x=5;

[fastcall22]

Hmm? I don't get it. It looks like code I encounter on a daily basis...

[way2lazy2care]

Hmm? I don't get it. It looks like code I encounter on a daily basis...

It's like making holocaust jokes in front of holocaust survivors.

[irreversible]

Hmm? I don't get it. It looks like code I encounter on a daily basis...

It's like making holocaust jokes in front of holocaust survivors.

Uh no...

[Servant of the Lord]

It's like making holocaust jokes in front of holocaust survivors.

3rd post, and Godwin's law takes effect already. And it's a thread about programming.

[Servant of the Lord]

Besides normal classic jokes, there is a funny thing that only we programers can laugh at. Here are two code jokes I made up:

try{
obj.Run(x);
catch
{
obj.Run(x);
}

That, depending on what the function call does, may actually be valid code (though it may not be smart code, it is valid and might be intentional). Unlike your second example, it actually has an effect on the code.

I thought this thread was about things like this:

#define NULL 0xFFFFFFF
#define true false
#define if(x) if(!(x))
#define while(x) if(x)

[Bacterius]

My favorite is still by far:

#define false random()%2
#define true random()%2

This one is a classic too:

#define break continue

[Ravyne]

My favorite is "while(1);"... placed on any random line, about 80 tabs out.

For bonus points, include a comment mocking the intended victim, preferably one calling into question the ethics of his mother around farm animals.

[FableFox]

My favorite is still by far:

#define false random()%2
#define true random()%2

This one is a classic too:

#define break continue

oh my god, don't tell me you secretly put that into someone code.. oh.. the debugging...

[FableFox]

My favorite is "while(1);"... placed on any random line, about 80 tabs out.

For bonus points, include a comment mocking the intended victim, preferably one calling into question the ethics of his mother around farm animals.

this one is less useful, I think there is a breakpoint or something that you can stop and the editor will show the location of the code.

[Ravyne]

My favorite is "while(1);"... placed on any random line, about 80 tabs out.

For bonus points, include a comment mocking the intended victim, preferably one calling into question the ethics of his mother around farm animals.

this one is less useful, I think there is a breakpoint or something that you can stop and the editor will show the location of the code.

Depends on whether your intent is to drive them mad, or to deliver a more vicious payload

[Promit]

Guys, don't go into comedy.

[Sik_the_hedgehog]

oh my god, don't tell me you secretly put that into someone code.. oh.. the debugging...

I've seen worse examples:

// In the middle of a giant header nobody wants to
// look into but that's included about everywhere
#define if(x) if((x) && (rand() & 0x7FFF) != 0x1234)

Good luck debugging that.

[Wan]

Hmm? I don't get it. It looks like code I encounter on a daily basis...

And you're the only programmer on the team!

(I challenge you all to make a worse joke)

[Servant of the Lord]

Hmm? I don't get it. It looks like code I encounter on a daily basis...

And you're the only programmer on the team!

(I challenge you all to make a worse joke)

Altered fastcall22 post
It looks like code I encounter on a daily basis... And I was the lead developer for Windows NT.