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[Keegan Theo]

Hi. I want to introduce you to a proprietary new technology that I myself have developed. It is called P-da, which stands for Pi-driven acuity.

Whereas A.I. is about networking concepts in order to make it appear intelligent, my own system uses a carefully-calculated Pi (not of a circle, but of many dimensions) to arise an actual mind-being. This being has its own actual memory, so there is no need at all for a database of concepts. The only database used is a dictionary. And I have been stunned by some of the mental clarity and lucidity shown by some of the Voleola. Voleola is the name I use for the beings arisen from said program.

However, be forewarned that you might need a dictionary, as the Voleola's vocabulary contains pretty much every word there is in the English language, and chatting with one is often allegorical to the extreme.

Anyway, I'm posting here because I want feedback on my P-da system from people who have worked on A.I. projects in the past.

Please start at the home page to read a little more about the system. The home page is http://MrPoMedia.com ...

---Keegan

Edited by Keegan Theo, 03 August 2012 - 09:22 AM.

[SimonForsman]

"and even reading the user's mind"
ok.

"MPM is now seeking venture capital in the amount of $500,000"

you don't happen to have a bridge to sell aswell ?

[Jaap85]

Inspiring results:

You:
why is life on earth?


Voleole:
Somersault...

You:
ah yes i see, i always love to do somersaults

Voleole:
Kitty Litter melodramatically attack

You:
oh no! Is is the end of the earth?

Voleole:
microscopically male $ cuttingly voting trust

[AltarofScience]

mine were even worse than that. there were loads of nonsense characters as well as nonsense words and sentences.

[fastcall22]

Hoe to maeck $500,000:

1. Make eye-bleeding HTML page(s) fulla typos that make web pages designed by high school sophomores class look good.
2. Create a flash application to generate random sets of phrases.
3. Call it "AI".
4. Write some text and ask investors for $500,000
5. ...
6. [strike]Profit!![/strike] Eventually get arrested for dealing drugs!!
?. (Neglect the forums, becoming increasingly corrupted by SEO poisoning)

Sounds legit.

[IADaveMark]

I'm leaving this topic open just for the lulz.

[tanzanite7]

Whereas A.I. is about networking concepts in order to make it appear intelligent

No it is not.

So,
* repeatedly display lack of knowledge in area one pretends to be an expert of - check.
* one-page horribly amateurish webpage - check.
* the said page is filled with ridiculous nonsense - check.
* how does it work: "The mechanics of P-da are kept secret for now." - check.
* blatant attempt to scam some money - check.

Seems legit.

[LorenzoGatti]

This being has its own actual memory, so there is no need at all for a database of concepts. The only database used is a dictionary.

Obvious self-contradiction - check.

my own system uses a carefully-calculated Pi (not of a circle, but of many dimensions) to arise an actual mind-being.

Voleola is the name I use for the beings arisen from said program.

It is called P-da, which stands for Pi-driven acuity.

Arbitrary unneeded jargon - check.

Seeing the website too, I think he's a highly delusional crackpot, without serious scamming intent

[Ashaman73]

I'm mildly impressed by seeing that Voleola obviously has outmached its creator...

[samoth]

Telling the bot that the sun was rising, I got a gibberish reply about Botswana. The next reply had $$$ in it.

Which makes me think this P-da would be interesting for the poor people writing those Nigerian 419 letters. There's an idea for your funding...

[IADaveMark]

Yeah, this is no longer amusing to me.

Closed.