I paid several grand to this large state school to get my grades. Or more accurately I went into financial indentured servitude to someone else so they could pay several grand to this large state school to get my grades. They are grades I played starcraft and failed my way to fair and square. Yet the records office won't let me in person and with my documents and no holds
View my grades online
They won't let me get a print out
They won't let me pay and get a print out.
They won't let me pay and wait a couple days and come back and get them.
They won't pull up it up on the screen and let me look at it because 'they don't have access to it' which is probably a lie because I watched someone previously pull part of it up.
They won't let me mail it to myself quickly, because its 'unfair to low income students' lol wut?
They (Half the office in unison) told me (after I interrupted their gossiping) that there is absolutely no one to talk to, and no way to make a compromise or come up with an alternate plan to see them in any form. (and then they went back to talking about their lame thanksgiving recipes)
The ONLY thing they will graciously allow me to do is pay to fill out paperwork to give them to BS around with until they decide to submit it to processing which will then twiddle their thumbs until they get around to finishing it and pass it out to the post office which will fart around until they get to sending it all the way back to me. There is no rush option in the interest of 'fairness'. By the end of this process which could take weeks I may completely miss an important deadline. If paying for college doesn't get you a look at your grades what does it get you?
So thats the situation I'm in...any suggestions?
TL DR Dopey pencil pushers won't let me see my grades. Need advice to bask in my Ds and Fs ASAP.
Edited by Jarwulf, 22 November 2012 - 04:34 AM.