You're right. I'm going to drop support for all of these features, remove several modules of my libraries, and use all features that aren't supported on all of the platforms I own. I was waiting for when the first "abandon the project" post would appear.
I apologize, my sarcasm was completely unnecessary. (Don't post at 12:36am, kids.) I don't think you should abandon the project, I guess I was just echoing mhagain's thought that it really becomes a management decision as to whether it's worthwhile to support an edge case like this. I just had a hard time imagining a use case for this. That's all.