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Such code. Wow. So Shibe. Very doge.

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#1 Hodgman   Moderators   -  Reputation: 31939

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Posted 05 November 2013 - 04:30 AM

I'll just leave this here:
http://zachbruggeman.me/dogescript/
 
shh THIS IS DOGESCRIPT
 
so dogeudle
so boring as wow
 
very dogescript is 'such messy; very doge-friendly'
 
such woof much foo bar bat
    plz console.loge with foo
    such nested
        plz console.loge with ['so', 'wow']
    wow
    plz nested
wow bar
 
plz woof with 'multiple', 'doge', 'properties wow'
 
very cat is 'not a doge'
 
many woof is 'doges only' and cat not 'doge' or cat is 'not a doge'
    plz console.loge with {such: 'doge'}
wow
 
rly woof is 'doges only' and cat not 'doge' or cat is 'not a doge'
    plz console.loge with {such: 'doge', wow: 'dogee'}
wow
 
much very woof as 1 next woof lesser 3 next woof more 1
    plz console.loge with {such: 'doge'}
wow
 
shh chaining
very canvas is plz d3.select with 'body'&
.plz append with 'canvas'&
.plz attr with 'width', width&
.plz attr with 'height', height
 
very regex is new RegExp with keyword, 'g'
very regex2 is new RegExp with 'doge', 'g'
 
very arr is new Array with 0
 
obj is new Object
 
module.exports is woof
 
shh example http server
 
so http
plz http.createServer with much req res
   plz req.writeHead with 200 {'Content-Type': 'text/plain'}
   plz req.end with 'so hello\nmuch world'
wow


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#2 TheComet   Crossbones+   -  Reputation: 1645

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Posted 05 November 2013 - 05:28 AM

wow

such compile

doge/10

very code

shibe doge wow

 

Did you run it on this?

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Edited by TheComet, 05 November 2013 - 05:29 AM.

YOUR_OPINION >/dev/null

#3 ultramailman   Prime Members   -  Reputation: 1587

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 02:35 AM

This reminds me of lolcode.



#4 Migi0027   Crossbones+   -  Reputation: 2132

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 02:10 AM

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Hi! Cuboid Zone
The Rule: Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to steal all their shaders!

#5 Migi0027   Crossbones+   -  Reputation: 2132

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 02:17 AM

Btw. On the internet, nobody knows who you really are, only the way you behave (or something)

 

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Just sayin...


Hi! Cuboid Zone
The Rule: Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to steal all their shaders!

#6 iAmCodeMonkey   Members   -  Reputation: 215

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 12:45 PM

Btw. On the internet, nobody knows who you really are, only the way you behave (or something)

Just sayin...

 

This person speaks the toof...

 

er, truth. biggrin.png

 

EDIT: Well, except the NSA and\or FBI, that is.

 

And on the topic at hand, that looks both ridiculously stupid and hilarious at the same time. It does remind me of lolcode quite a bit. :D


Edited by iAmCodeMonkey, 10 November 2013 - 12:54 PM.


#7 Winfield   Members   -  Reputation: 179

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 11:54 AM

Just gonna leave these here:

 

http://github.com/sudowned/libdoge Such shared C library for providing doges

 

https://github.com/sudowned/mod_doge An Apache module for providing libdoge data to dogescripts. Wow.



#8 Sik_the_hedgehog   Crossbones+   -  Reputation: 1835

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 07:02 PM

Reminds me of a fake scripting language I made out of memes, named after certain user that would keep spewing out memes every time (you could probably measure it in memes per second). Looks like the spec isn't up anymore, sadly =/ Maybe I have an old copy lying around somewhere...


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#9 Paradigm Shifter   Crossbones+   -  Reputation: 5440

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 07:56 PM

Did you put memes in your memes so you could do memes recursively while you meme, dawg?


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#10 Promit   Moderators   -  Reputation: 7675

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 08:04 PM

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#11 Justin Meza   Members   -  Reputation: 117

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 05:31 PM

Just saw this thread and incidentally was working on this:

 

https://github.com/justinmeza/doge

 

Check it out!



#12 Winfield   Members   -  Reputation: 179

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 02:57 PM

Ahahah, your license is the best. I may have to relicense libdoge/mod_doge under the shibe license, if you don't mind (maybe it should be reworked into the SHibe Public License, or SHPL for short. Wow.)



#13 Migi0027   Crossbones+   -  Reputation: 2132

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 01:52 PM

Ahh, I know why, it must run on

 

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Hi! Cuboid Zone
The Rule: Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to steal all their shaders!

#14 NightCreature83   Crossbones+   -  Reputation: 3036

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 03:45 PM

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#15 YodamanJer   Members   -  Reputation: 488

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:53 PM

Such confuse.  Many comment lacking.  Wow.

Seriously, I can't follow a word of that code. :P


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#16 unbird   Crossbones+   -  Reputation: 6020

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 08:07 AM

Well, try this wink.png
plz console.loge with 'Hello Wow!'


#17 Shoruke   Members   -  Reputation: 107

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 11:14 AM

I saw that code and was like "I don't know whether to laugh or cry"

I did a bit of both... it's so funny, and so ridiculously bad...







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