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Member Since 23 Jun 2011
Offline Last Active Dec 03 2013 07:32 PM

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I burnt my mouth with mashed potatoes I need an adult
Nov 16 2013 11:51 AM

I'm pretty sure I want a pokemon game where I can just fucking jack pokemon from other trainers when they're low. Give them another nickname right in front of their former trainer. Shit would be so cutthroat.
Oct 21 2013 10:09 PM

Edward sayin' deuces awwww shit
Oct 08 2013 11:52 AM

Hearing Will Smith talk in the After Earth ads is weird. Like he's trying to do his best Freeman impression.
Apr 23 2013 10:01 PM

I'm totally digging that the lazy smiley is just a regular smiley. In other news, no one gives a shit but me.
Apr 23 2013 06:58 PM

I feel like FaceBook's new features are turning us into advertising sheep.
Apr 23 2013 12:52 PM

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "idk, a couple tons?" "Enough to break the ice, hey, I'm Joey Pettinato"
Apr 21 2013 12:41 AM

I am offended that FB's new little mood system doesn't have "play" as an option. Playing League Playing WoW Playing with myself All viable.
Apr 18 2013 07:25 PM

I walked by Mr. Monty. I waved. He said he'll see me tomorrow in class. -.-
Apr 18 2013 01:19 PM

"If you can't see well, learn sign language."
Apr 11 2013 05:58 PM