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Member Since 10 Jul 2011
Offline Last Active Nov 08 2014 08:42 PM

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A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!" "That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer" "So? What's that got to do with anything?" "We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."
Oct 07 2014 12:18 PM

Theres two ways to measure a man: dead hookers, and calendar years.
Sep 07 2014 08:36 PM

Finally have alcohol in me. I feel complete
Aug 28 2014 05:30 PM

My hatred for seagulls burns like a thousand suns
Jul 21 2014 01:11 PM

So Wovenwar is as I lay dying without Tim. And they're not as horrible as I thought they'd be
Apr 26 2014 09:20 AM

I'm not searching the sky for a reason to live
Apr 20 2014 08:58 AM

The hobopacalypse is upon us
Apr 19 2014 02:40 PM

Why is facebook suggesting a bunch of scene girls in other states to be friends with me-_-
Apr 12 2014 09:50 AM

every time a new iphone comes out, pictures are always "leaked"...
Apr 08 2014 09:27 PM