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Member Since 18 Jul 2011
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I closed my eyes and saw my future standing before me. Handsome and gentile, charming and prosperous. I asked him what I could look forward to, what the future had in store for me. He looked down at me quaintly, avuncularly, and even perhaps a bit lovingly, put his weathered hands on my shoulders and ... Dropped dead.
Jun 24 2012 04:28 PM

The Queens living arrangements are probably so luxurious as to be Sardanapalian.
Jun 22 2012 01:28 AM

Jun 06 2012 06:19 AM

The house is 85 degrees.... O_O
May 28 2012 09:47 PM

I don't believe in God, but I do believe in Love.
Mar 22 2012 04:16 AM

Finally got all of my Christmas poems put on Facebook. Check out my Notes if you are interested... :P Note that they are super lame, especially the ones from 2007. Also note that I basically only do poetry once a year.. haha
Mar 21 2012 06:54 AM

To the religious folk out there, have you decided what you are going to do with eternity? Honestly, take a long moment to think about this. Hell, take two moments. In fact, take the rest of your lifetime to contemplate this question, because you will have quite a long time to spend doing whatever it is you decide. Note how long eternity is: Longer than two life times Longer than ten life times Longer than one million life times Longer than the amount of years that the Earth has existed Long...
Mar 20 2012 06:31 AM

Apparently I couldn't remember my own phone number... I am getting too old.
Mar 17 2012 08:20 PM

Anyone know of any No-Cap internet services in Oakville? I am looking in to Distributel and Acanac right now.
Mar 05 2012 04:41 PM

Check out the Gargoyle modelling competition I took part of. My entry is under GetaVe (the fat gargoyle) http://cghub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9436
Mar 01 2012 05:29 PM