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#5040845 What would you make armour out of?

Posted by on 08 March 2013 - 09:28 AM

Armor made out of severed human heads (just visit executions if you're a novice).

- to demoralize humans

Armor made out of severed heads that follow you with their eyes (visit a torture chamber in an abandoned madhouse to find some).

- to make humans go crazy


Magnetized armor

-to make your enemy lose its/his/her weapon, to pin him to your chest or to bear hug him.


Hide made out of dragon embryo's.

-the specific dragon you need is incredibly powerful and aggressive when pregnant, and rarely gives birth (never witnessed in recorded history).

-regenerative, brings luck and raises fertility


Cactus bark

-low intelligence desert creatures remember the needles and might leave you alone

#5040821 Tumbleweeds - A creative challenge with rewards

Posted by on 08 March 2013 - 08:16 AM

Operation Tumbleweed.



Mother earth launches an attack against the human race that is destroying here.

Things to do.

As a tumbleweed you attack crops and suffocate exhaust chimneys. The more you destroy civilization, the more natural vegetation grows back and the more tumbleweeds you have at your disposal.

More things.

There are environmentalists you can help, banksters you can lock in their house, and economies you can break by blocking roads.

Additional things.

Beware the fires that will quickly destroy your collected tumbleweeds. Rich industrialists will occasionally start large projects to combat you with enormous vacuum cleaners. 

One last thing.

You can also let yourself be eaten by wild animals, hoping to create a plague.


Game ending.

Once the Dow Jones is at zero the rainy season starts and all tumbleweeds are washed away and go back to the earth.

Game ending 2.

If all humans are destroyed the tumbleweeds inherit the earth and come alive as tumblepeople. A strange folk with many annoying habits (arrogant!).

Game ending 3 (loosing).

If the tumbleweeds loose the human beings use geo-engineering to make the earth their bitch. She is transformed to resemble a giant clowns face. Variations: giant boob, baseball (and using it), giant hole in the center (using her for galactic ring throwing), entire surface filled with disco lights, carved out shapes so light of the center comes out.