Tha_HoodRat

What happened to people like Pouya, Felisandria , Tanstaafl, Yodadacoda., MyopicRhno.. Dang I have been around since the GPmegasite days :-/

I am around, I lurk a lot.

I will come out of retirement if another 4 elements competition came out. Those were fun.

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Original post by mikeman Quote: Another Kid -" Why is the sky blue?" Teacher -" because God made it blue." Son - " No Ms Nillie, its because light from the sun scatters when it enters the atmoshpere. LMAO!!! It would be better if there was a third kid: "Yeah I guess you should have looked into that silly teacher!". Little kids today seem so much smarter than what we used to be...there are "3D-scans" now that show what happens when their mothers are pregnant, and they start to open their eyes even when inside...is that because of "evolution", better way of living(in some places) or just all the sensory information they get?

Agreed, his memory surprises me I had explained this months before.

"Daddy the water is getting bigger again like yesterday." My son 3 at the time. He had flooded the bathroom again.

Stranger old Woman -"Hello there aren't you a cutey pie. Gimme a kiss on my cheek."
Son - "I only kiss pretty girls."

"Tomorrow's yesterday can we go to the park." <- Trying to trick me into taking him to the park that day.

"Daddy can I borrow your card."

Another Kid -" Why is the sky blue?"
Teacher -" because God made it blue."
Son - " No Ms Nillie, its because light from the sun scatters when it enters the atmoshpere.

4  year old son -" Santa is not real."
Me  - "Why do you say that?"
Son - "It took us this long to go to my cousin John's house. How is he going to give John his present and my present in one night?"
He was referencing the time we drove from coast to coast to visit his cousin.

"Is that all you got? Dude you are not even trying." <- After he beat me in a round of super smash brothers.