God, everyone says post source code, then when I spend hours putting something together that I can post and actually do, I hear no more responses. What happened?
That was just standard advice to make it more likely that someone would be able to help you, not a guarantee. Always keep in mind that there are a number of people coming here from different timezones around the world, with varying skill sets. It sometimes may take a while before someone with the ability to recognize your problem comes along, if at all. Some problems are easier to solve than others, but posting source is a minimal first step.