How to kill yourself in five easy steps
1. Obtain a large bottle of A1 Tabasco steak sauce.
2. Obtain a bottle of Tabasco Habanero sauce.
3. Obtain a bottle of Jameson's Irish whisky.
4. Combine. (I'd list proportions, but it was done quite blindly, so who knows. Mix to taste I guess.)
5. Consume. Several slices of fried Spam makes a good base.
My digestive tract hates me now... but damn, it was worth it. That was some awesome sauce.