Making Good on Threats
This is the first of my iterations, so it is still very rough, disjointed, and verbose. If anyone has anything interesting to say about it (more importantly, if anyone can survive reading it) I'd enjoy the opportunity to factor your feedback into further revisions.
And now, being 2:40 AM and roughly three hours later than I would like it to be, I'm going to bed. Two more days of my evil job, and I'm home free!