I found a package of cheese single slices. I had bought them back in July when I first moved in, and since it is now March, I assumed they would be... bad. Just for shits and giggles, I looked at the expiration date on the package, and it says "Garanteed until July 2006".
I also had some pancake syrup. Since it's pretty much just artificial sweeteners and preservatives, I figured that stuff would still be good too. I look at the top and it says "Exp: July 3006"
In other news, I still get a kick out of things like this: