That said, now is not going to be that update. I'm currently working on the second full draft of the second chapter of Paradise -- everyone's favorite dystopian, post-nuclear, romantic, darkly comedic, dramatic psychological thriller of a book. Once this thing is done, along with a couple other requirements for the week, you can expect a nice little rambling post filled with only the most useless combination of words from the lexical abomination that I call a brain.
But, in the meantime, I would like to direct everyone with a soul to the SLiTHER uncut clips (you'll most likely want to actually be over 18; they're fairly gory and vulgar) to watch the "Bitch is Hardcore" clip. I went and saw this movie with a group of my friends on Friday night and even if it didn't gross all that well with its mere $3.7 million (it still beat Basic Instinct 2) it is still one hell of an enjoyable movie. Nathan Fillion proves once again that there's a reason he's my sole mancrush in this world. This movie was, in all honesty, one of the most entertaining movies I've seen in a long time. The credits rolled and when the lights came up in the theater I could be seen wearing some ginormous grin that made me look like a jackass. If anyone wants company, I'll go see it again with them. If you're not in Michigan, though, I do require an all-expense paid trip.
That's it for now. Sorry for this pathetic excuse of an entry.
so what the hell is there to worry about?