Okay, I'm confused. So I stole a spoon from the dining hall so I could eat my icecream cone more effectively, and some of my friends were like "wtf you stole a spoon?!" to which I replied "there is no spoon!" to which they responded with O_o.
How the hell do people not get these references? It seems like I have to explain everything to them (the ORLY owl, all your base, everything).
Gosh. What do people spend their time doing? [wow]