"I have a large pepperoni pizza for Drokix the Destroyer!"
"Ooh, ooh, thats my pizza!"
"That'll be 250 gold pieces."
"Um... um... MAGIC MISSLE!!!"
"Hello! I have a Pizza Cloak of Protection on!"
"Damn. Here you go."
Comedic possibilities? I think this sounds like a hardcore serious simulation. I think it would be better if you could somehow work in some Sea Monkeys though. Maybe as a topping?
In the category of "there is more in heaven and earth (i.e. real life) than is dreamt of in your philosophy", Everquest had a special in-game command to place a real-life pizza order.
The sad thing is, when I first heard about the command my first thought was "who has time the middle of a raid to go answer the door and pay the pizza guy?" It just didn't make sense to me.
"Ooh, ooh, thats my pizza!"
"That'll be 250 gold pieces."
"Um... um... MAGIC MISSLE!!!"
"Hello! I have a Pizza Cloak of Protection on!"
"Damn. Here you go."