My parents ordered a jacuzzi a while back and it arrived today. Conveniently I was the only one home. PROBLEM: Our house sits on a hill roughly 4 stories high. And the tub weighs probably a good 800lbs or so (no idea, really). Another problem - the smallest dimension of the rectangular package is larger than the largest dimension of every way to the back of the house.
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So of course, its sitting in front of the garage at the top of the hill. It took 4 people and a running start with a mechanical forklift to get the damned thing up the driveway. Apparently, we'll need about 8 people to put the damned thing on its side and roll it like a square wheel around the side of the house, after cutting down some trees.
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What a bloody pain in the ass for something I'm never going to use. FFH.