For the uninitiated - boost::bind is secretly a pile of steaming evil which will burn your eyes out if you ever even THINK ABOUT looking at the implementation.
And, for that matter, boost::spirit will destroy your soul if you ever speak its name. The only reason I'm still alive right now is because I managed to throw ravuya into the giant pillar of fire right after I typed the above. That's right ravuya. Buuuurrnnn.
Best story ever.