It says "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU RETARDED CAT OH GOD MY PRINTING HEAD"

"Creature, your ugly face has the smell of raw excrement."

(Judging roughly by the word lengths. I'm not sure what to do with that bunched-up mess towards the end of the line - are there actually two lines there that overran a bit?)

#3 is so cute [inlove]

No, seriously, I reckon an animation based on those photos would make an awesome b3ta entry. Especially if the cat got words printed on its face [evil]

Anyway, my attempts at image manipulation via PSP reveal nothing. Although I am quite convinced that your cat is not only reading the text but is also not even slightly impressed at what its reading. That expression says more than any words ever will.

Jack

I AM BENDER
INSERT GIRDER

"Step away from the paper pussy! I have edges and am not afraid to use them!"

I also think the page underneath would have brown smudges on it :-)

Here's a hint - it's written in Notepad and the first line is "New text document.txt".

"Page 1"

Oh, you mean the text at the top of the page!

~phil

I appear to have already rated everyone. Oh well.

The correct answer was "Biscuit, get out of the shitting printer"