Superman Returns is an absolute piece of rubbish with no redeeming value. I had to fight to stay awake throughout the course of the movie, and resist the temptation to bust out my DS and play Tetris. Seriously. It sucked. Like having sex with razors. On a pile of broken glass. During a sandstorm. On an erupting volcano. As a meteor strikes the earth. And as the shockwave from the sun going supernova impacts your location.
I wasted my time - don't waste yours. [/bash]
