A co-worker this morning said that he'd bet I like Zelda. I agreed, that I enjoyed most of them. He went on to suggest that I often played D&D and some other games I have never heard of. And that I take drugs.
Because he had a knife and I forgot mine this morning, I refrained from asking him whether or not he stole bicycles, enjoyed eating fried chicken, and had a massive cock. Oh, that and I'm not a presumptious bastard.
Though I doubt anyone at my work would have gotten the bike joke. I told someone later in the afternoon that I was setting them up the bomb, and all they could muster was a 'huh?'
I'm so misunderstood in the real world [sad]