"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."
But... have you heard it after it's been translated from English to Spanish to French to German then back to English? Probably not. So follow along, as we read together, the results of such a translation...
"I understand the fact that, what is tijera the role strike can and I can strike with him, like the rock, which is tijera, but there is no kind elimination that the role can strike rock. The role is, in order magically around rock to be surrounded, which salts from a building? Those why for hell cannot the role this on make, what is tijera? Does it, which it is tijera, screw why the role cannot make this, in order to populate? Why not are they the sheets of the university led the role of the booklet, constantement at students thus suffocate attempt to take notes in class? I will say to him, because, because the role of someone cannot strike, a rock would tear this elimination for in top in 2 to second case up. If I will play, which is tijera from role of the rock, selected always the skirt. Then, if someone from me batidome will demand to have with its role there I can perforate it in the side with mine puno already closely it, and the opinion, elimination oh, I attristee, the role thoughts of the I it would protect, eat-get."
I love it.