1. KICK ASS JOB: Software Developer for a living, go fuck yourself McDonald's
2. FAST CAR: 1999 Ford Escort ZX2. Standard running at 200+ horse, fuck yes! 40+ miles to the gallon average if I shift correctly :)
3. BACHLOR PAD: Two floors, two bedroom (roomate included), full basement, porch, backyard, and private driveway. $750.00 a month.
4. HOTTIE: Got me a nice little peice if I do say so myself. Not a whore, nor a druggie. On top of that shes attractive and shows me that she cares
It was a great deal, unfortunatly I couldnt redeem any coupons or anything, and the sales tax here in MASS is pretty high, but it was worth the agony!