To everyone who tried to log-in yesterday - I switched the database server over from dwarfsoft's host (which was really ick) to one hosted at the university that I found. Unfortunately, I did this right after posting, and register.php (week-old legacy code) was still using the hard-coded connection settings (as opposed to the new centralized connection script) and was still connecting to the old server.
Thus, when you logged in, nothing happened. I'll throw in some feedback there for "LOL BAD USERNAME/PASSWORD COMBINATION" tommorrow after I finish up a paper.
Anyway, just to let you know (HOPEDAGGER) that I have more than just a register/login page. I actually have *stuff* up. And stuff. With worse graphics than the registration page. Much worse. Sorry I let you guys down yesterday - I guess that's inevitable for any game of the genre though.