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Me gets philosophicoil

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johnhattan

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I had a great idea for two new products. One is a 50-50 mix of butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. It is to be called I Am Agnostic As To This Product's Disposition As Butter.

My next product will consist of a tub filled with EITHER butter or I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. There is a 50% chance of what you'll get and, as is evidenced by the name, it's impossible to tell one from the other. It will, of course, be called Schrodinger's Butter.

I do realize that nobody will grok such products. That's fine, as I fully intend to make a fortune selling the product to myself.
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This is similar to my idea of a store named Everything But Walnuts that sells only walnuts.

That way idiots drop in and buy not-walnuts for the novelty value.

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I PLACE AN ORDER FOR FIVE BILLION TUBS OF THIS MIRACLE PRODUCT IMMEDIATELY.


Oh, and my email RE: Reviewer Central seems to have become eaten by the cyberspace demons.

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