Motivational speaking is a career in which you claim to have all the answers to life's questions and can instill those answers in others if they'll just be more like you. And click lots of banner-ads. And press the "donate here" buttons that are liberally festooned all over your site.
That being said, I'm announcing THE TWO MILLION DOLLAR EXPERIMENT, which is twice as good as any other similar experiments that thus-far have only been able to garner an average of $653, thus rendering the experiment a 99.94% failure. In order to take the two million dollar experiment, you must announce your intentions to the universe thusly. . .
Also, feel free to right-click that picture and make it into your windows wallpaper, as it'll only make the mojo stronger if you see it all the time.
What with this being a subjective universe and all, you can expect large sums of cash to start appearing in your pants almost immediately.
So go ahead and announce your intentions to receive two million dollars in your pants. If you achieve any results, please post them as comments.