I thought of this in the morning and just had to try it out. The newscaster for "Blocky Action News 4" says a line having to do with the death of Blocky Man, and then saying something else unrelated. Right now it chooses from 3 different lines, but in the finished one it will probably be about ten. It really isn't anything special, but I thought it was better than just doing a rather plain "Game Over" screen. Plus I think it's pretty funny, and that's always a bonus.
Of course, it would be better if I could get a microphone and record the lines myself[lol]