Tonight, my wife is going to get her hair done, get an outfit, go out to dinner, and go watch a movie or play bingo. She's going to do all of this with her sister.
Which leaves me at home with the dog.
And I've even finagled NOTHING TO DO. At first, it looked like there would be "Some Little Things To Do", but after a discussion, when my wife realized that when she takes a day off that I encourage her to DO NOTHING, she has allowed me to delay my tasks until saturday.