Today I answered a forum post about "How do I build my own MMORPG" for the 1,234,567,890th time. Given the mathematical irony of that, me thinks it may be time to just "do the dew" and run a workshop on "How Do I Develop My Own MMORPG (Miniature Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game)."
That way, any time someone posts: "How do I make a MMO?" (tm) thread, we'll have somewhere to send them.
"If you're already an old hand at playing MUDs and you've decided you want to start one of your own, here's my advice: take a valium, lie down, and hide in a dark closet until the desire goes away."