Last summer I had to play the original version at my brother's wedding, and I must say that I was absolutely amazing . All 1 (my mom) people told me so. My mom says I'm the coolest guy she knows too.
Prior to that gig which netted me 0 dollars in royalties, I recorded a very quick and dirty version of Canon in D arranged for metal and spectacularly shitty playing. All 0 people who listened to it really enjoyed it posting such reviews as:
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Anyhow, I re-did it the other weekend after being embarassed by JerryC and a multitude of other rip-off artists. Because I'm a rip-off artist too.
Click, listen to the sound of clowns crying...
I couldn't possibly handle your criticisms as I'm a sensitive artist (emo crybaby bitch), so please don't tell me what you thought or I'll write horrible emo/goth poetry about hating the night.