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Tape_Worm

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Army of Darkness is on the Space channel right now. It's been a long time since I've seen it.

While the movie has a lot of wonderful one liners, this one sticks out for me:
"Yo. She-bitch. Let's go."

I don't know why, but it cracks me up to hear it every time. I wonder... if I said that to my fiance would there be violence?

What's your favorite Campbell one-liner?

Speaking of comedy:

So I was wandering through threads guaranteed to raise my blood pressure, fill me with an unholy hatred such as the world has never seen and just all around piss me off.

I found this:
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Original post by _goat
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Stressed about well-named variables?
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Man, I should've gotten into advertising. I kind of like Perl, though. But that's because I've only seen my own code.


Jesus Harold Christ, I roared. I'm sure some people wouldn't find it funny, because those people are DEAD INSIDE. But for the life of me, I just couldn't stop laughing as I read it. Maybe it's funny because it's true? So good on ya _goat, it's nice to read something really amusing in the middle of a shite C# vs the universe thread. I'd rate you up, but it seems I already have put you up as high as I could.
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