So I finally picked up the Orange Box and played through Portal, pretty much entirely in a single sitting. I was up until 6 AM and therefore obviously didn't get a whole lot of sleep last night.

As a consequence, my brain has reverted to a more primal, unfiltered state, wherein all manner of absurdity spews forth unbidden and befouls the earth at large.

For example, earlier, I made up a joke. Due to sleep deprivation and excessive use of caffeine-based stimulants, I cracked myself up.

The downside is, this joke only makes sense if you both understand topology and are familiar with astrology. A good appreciation of homophone-based puns in English helps, too.


You have been warned.

Quote:Q: When is flatbread no longer flat?

A: When it's made between April 20th and May 20th.

I am truly sorry for the horrible thing I have wrought upon the world.