Those of you in the know know that today was probably about -40'C with windchill. Despite what dcosborn says, today was not a good day.
It all starts in my driveway, resting place of my Cavalier. Today, my key wouldn't fit in my ignition. Why? Because the key was too hot from me holding it in my hand, and expanded. This should give you a pretty good idea of what's going on. I wisely decided that pushing the car further would result in cracking the block, as I had forgotten to plug the block heater in the night before.
So I took the bus.
The bus didn't come.
So I got a ride.
So I got on the train, which was pretty packed. Yeah, alright. Get to the downtown station to switch my train.
The wrong train appears, announces it is out of service, and dumps 70-odd passengers onto the platform. My fellow commuters begin using several expletives and physically assault the train. I decide, upon further reflection, to flee.
So I got on another bus, that would bring me closer to the office. Did it ever -- I don't think he dropped below 90km/h (55mph) the entire time, through icy streets and tight turns.
I finally stumbled off this bus, and walked to the office. Victory!
How I got home is of no consequence. I'm staying home tomorrow. [crying]