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An Open Letter to Sony

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Your stupid PlayStation 3 has made me lose three days worth of productivity. I hope you're happy.

You're all standing over there on your high horse yielding your Everyday Shooter sword complete with a Super Stardust HD shield atop your Warhawk shouting something about your "Uncharted: Drake's Fortune!" You smug bastard.

I'll overlook the fact that I think you were raped by your parent; I know a broken seal when I see one. I was told you were new. Your shell looks new, that's for sure. But your input device, once I had the feel of a separately-purchased new one in my hands, felt so tainted by the hands of another man. I have nothing, of course, to point fingers with -- aside from my actual fingers -- though, so unless more evidence to your foul play arises then you're safe. And I love you. You cruel, time-sucking succubus.


PS. Fuck Gamestop. Fuck it straight to hell.
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